The Chimps Against Business Men/Christians

Summary
There was a war between chimps and business men it split the members severely.

Beginnings
The war begun long before the ultimate gang was formed when several members of the business gang found humor in transforming themselves into the ancestral APE. the Ape tradition begun with the individual now currently known as EYE_LUH_ME_SUM_CLARK. soon more people became involved in the ways of the APES. All except for the individuals now known as Twinighttoast and Infinite_Trainer. They ended up following the ways of the Businessmen and immediately opposed the ways of the apes. What started out as a simple argument soon broke out into small scale skirmishes until it reached its climax as an all out civil war.

Early Battles
The terrible early battles were fierce and the losses were high for both sides.

The Great Schism
When Twinighttoast and Infinite_Trainer saw that they could not bring the apes back to their normal hominid selves, the armies of Twinighttoast and Infinite_Trainer retreated. Using their combined power they created a new DM known as the Office. At the same time the Apes proceeded to create Da Canopy. However the apes were not finished yet and to finish their fight they planned to assault the office. Using carefully planted spies they found out how to wage direct warfare upon Twinighttoast and Infinite_Trainer's headquarters. Seeing that they could no longer fight effectively as mere officemen they made radical changes to their ways and turned into a powerful force of religions zealots led by the newly elected Infinite_Trainer as the religions POPE. With their new divine religious power the fight was made more even. As war continued at the middleground between the two DMs the chimps were surprised that the newly converted Christian forces were able to prevent there forces from pressing onwards.

The end of the war
The battles near the end were even fiercer than the battles before the great schism. Total warfare and weapons of mass destruction such as F-Bombs and other forms of cringe were approved on both sides and in the end the war spiraled into a stalemate.

Aftermath
With both factions now in shambles and deep resentment still lingering, it seemed that no one could reunify the two forces.... Until the formerly neutral deity known as MaxTheChosen stepped forward .....